Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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