we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Randomize
