i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I think I sprained my soul last night
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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