Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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