you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Randomize
