How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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