just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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