Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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