He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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