Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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