NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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