So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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