i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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