He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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