we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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