I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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