Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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