Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Fuck me I smell like cheese
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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