literally had 100 drinks last night.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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