I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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