He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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