After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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