***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
