Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
please come you make the beer taste better
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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