Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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