Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
We are two peas in an std pod
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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