Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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