I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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