On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Come share oat with me in your robe
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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