and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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