I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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