How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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