what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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