just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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