I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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