hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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