I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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