im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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