no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I will pee on everything he values.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
the raccoons are back...
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