You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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