You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
so much tequila, so little girl.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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