It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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