we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Randomize
