But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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