Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Randomize
