I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I'm too high and old for this...
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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