i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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