and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Couch. On fire.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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