that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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