were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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