Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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