Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
you're hired as official boob wrangler
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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