That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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